The Fabulously Awkward Life of Emi The Great
An occasional peak into a highly dysfunctional life. I make you feel better about your own shit show.
Thursday, August 11, 2016
Shit Just Got Real.
Thursday, June 2, 2016
Its Almost Here!!!!!....... and It Came and Went.
Sunday, May 15, 2016
Whoever Said Divorce Was Easy Was a Dirty Liar.
Thursday, April 14, 2016
I'm on the Cusp and I'm Chalked Full of Updates.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Not So Sparkly.
Not so Sparkly.
So I’m feeling like the not so new toy anymore, like I’ve lost my sparkle, my shine, and with it a large chunk of his interest. I am happier than I’ve ever been with a man, and I find myself inundated in the effort expended in making sure that his needs are met, that I look the way he likes, that I do the things that keep him happy….this includes being well versed in everything from his favorite foods to his current TV interests to the toys and trinkets I know he’d enjoy or is currently eyeballing. I know I sound like a feminists 1950’s ad nightmare, but no one is forcing me to so these things, hell I don’t even think he expects them, I do it because keeping him content makes me happy, fulfilled, complete….whatever you want to call it. The problem comes in when I find myself feeling like I have to try harder and harder to keep his attention, when we first started it was simple, I didn’t even really have to try. He was completely besotted with me, I woke up to morning texts and when in his presence always had his hands somewhere on me. Sex, even the long distance kind was a norm for us and now I feel like I’m more of a nuisance on the phone or like he gives into sex just to keep me placated. I know what you’re going to say….. couples become comfortable and some settling is to be expected….blah blah blah, but its only been 6 months, shouldn’t we still be gross and honeymoonishly pawing at one another? Queue his “you have the drive a teenage boy” comment which simultaneously enrages me and cuts me in a very sore and hidden spot deep inside. I don’t know, maybe I should just sit down and be happy that I have a guy who genuinely loves me (which I’m sure he does) and accepts me for who I am and all the other baggage that comes along with me…. i.e. needy ex, horrific medical issues and so forth. I mean he’s stopped dallying with shewhoshallnotbenamed for the most part, I think. I’m not really sure because I don’t feel like I can ask without causing either a huge fight or awkward silence. It also introduces new insecurities such as, if he’s not paying the kind of attention to me that he used to, who IS he paying that attention to? I did that last insecurity to myself, most of our previous relationship was conducted while I was married and he was generally in a committed relationship of his own, I suppose I’m letting precedence take its toll on me. I’m rambling, and I needed to vent, and I can’t exactly take this to any of my friends because they would attempt to take “my side” and in turn start bashing him which would then really piss me off because I am in love with the guy, I just don’t know how to fix these issues. They’re not insurmountable, I’m just currently at a real loss. I don’t know what I have to do more, or less of….it all leaves me feeling less than. I blame a bit of it all on the long distance factor, I’m banking on some of it fixing itself when we finally make it to sharing a space, but what if I’m counting too heavily on that? I know he has a really screwed up schedule, because he does a job that most wouldn’t have the stomach to do, and I’m willing to put up with all of the idiosyncrasies that come along with that facet of our life together, its just the rest that I’m trying to figure out. I try to not ask too much of him, and I think I’ve gotten really good at tempering my mouth when it comes to mentioning some of the things that trigger his ire. It doesn’t help that recently a friend pointed out an ugly blatant truth to me that I had in honesty failed to see until then. I’ve given this man access to every part of me, I’ve opened myself up to him so completely and in such a manner that I’ve also given him the ability to tear me to shreds if he ever really wanted to. This is an absolutely new sensation to me; there has always been a fair bit of myself that I keep reserved from partners, for fear of losing myself or for safe keeping. I didn’t do that this time; I opened everything up without even realizing I did it, it felt so natural to do so and that terrifies me. The long and short of it is that I’m madly in love with him, and at the root of it I’m afraid of losing him, not because I can’t live without him, I very much can, I would just rather not. He makes me feel whole, like I’ve finally come home.EmiTheGreat
Monday, August 31, 2015
Doubt is the Mother of Discord
Doubt is the mother of all discord. So finally we've reached the meat and potatoes of this relationship... we're four months in (four months this coming Saturday to be exact) and the honeymoon phase has finally waned. He's still kind, his gaze still makes me blush, and his touch still sets my skin on fire but reality has sunken in and real life has reared it's ugly head. We speak of our love like it has and will continue to span ages, but how is that possible if we can't even get past things as basic as introductions? When we are together it's amazing, not perfect, but amazing things rarely are. There's passion and tenderness and a genuine desire to please one another, it's. ..beautiful. The time we spend in different cities, that's the hard part. I miss his presence, I've become accustomed to his constant touch and the comfort I find when he holds me in his arms... but even all of that isn't enough to assuage my fears bred from his insistence on keeping our relationship a secret to some and his disregard for my very real concerns about people who have not only made hurtful comments in an attempt to shake my faith in my man but have actively lied to try and come between us, maybe not necessarily to break us apart, but definitely in an effort to plant and breed doubt. We agreed I would meet his parents in September, and now his schedule may not allow it, so it will more than likely be postponed...which may not be the worst happening because the initial pre-introduction conversation he had with his mother didn't exactly go swimmingly. She understandably had some concerns, we are moving at a faster pace than most new relationships, but we've been"involved" for so many years already that its all felt like a natural progression, though I do hope that our quick ascension into coupledom isn't a foreshadowing of how rapidly our relationship will tumble towards an end. Even typing that breaks my heart and brings tears to my eyes, and although the parental situation is disheartening, I can deal with it. What I've found I'm less apt to deal with is the constant shadow of the most recent ex. As it is, he brings up his exes constantly, and while I realize that our past shapes who we are, no one likes to be constantly reminded about the ones who came before you. Even I try to keep my ex talk to a minimum, and feel SO guilty when I end up upset over yet another dick head move he's done through out this divorce. This most recent ex though, he loved her, I mean truly loved her and she broke his heart, a few times, and he still loved her. I can't say much against that because truth be told, I did the same. She's beautiful and intelligent and his parents loved her, with her they had hope of a long marriage with grandchildren. ..I can't bring all of those things to the table. Even his apartment, where we've spent all of our most beautiful moments is still overrun with reminders of her, it was to be expected, I went into it knowing what I was getting into...but with all that said, his contact with her since the break up had been limited, even the idea of them having a sporadic friendship I could deal with., what I don't think I can deal with is him still being in love with her, hung up on her, whatever you want to call it and that hadn't been a real issue until he admitted that he couldn't stomach the idea of her being in a new relationship much less inform her that he was in a new one. I understand not wanting to hurt a person you were so intimately involved with, but I haven't hidden him or us from my ex and if my ex at any point approached me with news of him being involved with someone new I would happily congratulate him. After all, everyone deserves happiness, even a man who has shaken my confidence and trust to the core. At the end of the day, if he still harbors feelings for her, what on earth is he doing with me? I don't do well coming in second with the man I love. I spent far too many years being third or fourth with a man I liked and tolerated to make that mistake again. Our schedules have kept us from talking through this and it's sitting on my chest like an elephant, I'm apprehensive that he's going to break my heart and offer up a sorry-not-sorry as recompense. I've made my entire existence temporary for him, not because he asked me to but because I made the decision to be with him., I decided to uproot my life because he's worth it, he's my happiness and being happy is so worth it. I pulled up my roots and they're in a kind of limbo right now because I'm readying to set down new roots in a new place with him, and I suddenly have doubt. I don't doubt how much he loves me, I just wonder if he can get far enough past his ex to love me completely. He's my sun, moon and stars. ....I expect nothing less in return in order for this to work long term. So here I sit, on my temporary couch, waiting for him to wake up so maybe we can finally manage to hash this out, praying my worst fears aren't confirmed.